79 year old man gets naked when his wife doesn’t notice his cowboy boots

George gets a new pair of cowboy boots - funny joke of the day

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An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas.

 

George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

 

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

 

Mildred looked him over and said, “Nope.”

 

Frustrated, George stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

 

Again he asked Mildred, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

 

Mildred looked up at his naked body and exclaimed, “George, you know what, nothing is different! It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow!”

 

Furious, George yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MILDRED?”

 

“Nope,” she replied.

 

“IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY COOL NEW BOOTS!”

 

Without changing her expression, Mildred replied, “Should have bought a hat, George.  Should have bought a hat!”