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The Irish Genie
An Irishman finds a magic lamp and rubs it.
Out pops a genie who says, “I’ll grant you three wishes!”
The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, “I’d like a pint of Guinness that never empties.”
Poof! A pint of Guinness appears in his hand.
He takes a sip, and sure enough, the glass refills itself.
“That’s amazing!” he says, “I’ll have two more of these!”
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Paddy’s Parrot
Paddy’s parrot had learned some terrible language from the pub.
One day, the priest came by for a visit.
Hoping to avoid any embarrassing outbursts, Paddy put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes.
When he took him out, the parrot said, “I’m sorry, Paddy. I’ll be good from now on,”…
”But tell me… what the F did the chicken do?”
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Paddy goes to Confession.
Paddy goes into confession and says, “Father, I’ve sinned. I’ve been with a loose woman.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, Paddy?”
Paddy replies, “Yes, Father, it is.”
The priest continues, “And who was the woman you were with?”
Paddy responds, “I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
The priest insists, “Well, Paddy, I’m sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary O’Reilly?”
Paddy says, “No, Father.”
The priest asks, “Was it Catherine Flynn?”
Paddy responds, “No, Father.”
The priest tries again, “Was it Sheila O’Malley?”
Paddy replies, “No, Father.”
The priest presses, “Was it Brenda O’Shea?”
Paddy says, “No, Father.”
The priest, growing frustrated, asks, “Well then, who was it?”
Paddy says, “I’m sorry, Father, but I can’t tell you.”
The priest sighs and says, “You’re a loyal man, Paddy, and I admire that. But you must atone for your sins. For your penance, say five Hail Marys.”
Paddy leaves the confessional and walks back to his seat.
His friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What did you get?”
Paddy replies,
“Five Hail Marys and four good leads!”
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