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🤣 JOKES OF THE DAY 👉 She was feeding her husband cat food for 50 years… 😂 Funny Jokes

    🤣 JOKES OF THE DAY 👉 She was feeding her husband cat food for 50 years… 😂 Funny Jokes

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    An elderly woman arrives at the supermarket checkout line with bread, milk, peanut butter, and 21 cans of cat food. 🥖🥛🥜🐱

    The cashier says, “Got a lot of cats at home?” smiling.

    The woman replies, “Cats? Oh no dear! I’m allergic. These are for my husband. It’s all he will eat.” 😳

    The cashier, shocked, says, “You feed him ONLY cat food? He’ll die!” 😱

    The woman snaps back, “I’ve been feeding him cat food for 50 years and he’s absolutely fine, thank you very much! Mind your own business!” 😤

    A week later, the same elderly woman approaches the same cashier with bread, milk, peanut butter, but no cat food.

    The cashier asks, “No cat food this week?” 🤔

    The woman replies, “No! My husband’s dead.” 😢

    The cashier says, “I’m sorry, but I told you eating nothing but cat food would kill him.” 🙁

    The woman, smirking, says, “For your information, it wasn’t the cat food,”…

    “He was licking his balls and fell off the roof.” 😬😂
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