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Three vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see who among them is the most powerful. ð§ââïļð§ââïļð§ââïļ
The first brother, the strongest, steps up. ðŠ
âWatch this,â he boasts, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour.
Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood. ðĐļ
âWhat happened?!â his brothers exclaim.
âYou see that mansion over there?â
âYeah?â
âWell, I went over there and sucked every last family member dry. They are all dead.â â ïļ
âWow!â his brothers say, âAs expected, for you are the strongest.â ð
The second brother, the oldest, takes his turn. ðī
âWatch and learn, boys,â he says, and takes off even quicker, at 150 miles per hour.
Five minutes later, he returns, both his mouth and his neck covered in blood. ðĐļðĐļ
âWhat happened?!â his brothers exclaim.
âYou see that village over there?â
âYeah?â
âWell, I went over there and killed every last person in the entire village. There is not one left alive.â â ïļâ ïļ
âWow!â his brothers say in awe. âAs expected, for you are the oldest and have the most experience.â ð
The third brother, the fastest, steps up. ðââïļðĻ
âWatch this, and donât blink or you might miss it.â
He flies off, faster than the rest of them, going at least 200 miles per hour.
In only ten seconds, he returns, his entire mouth, nose, and neck covered in so much blood, it stains the front of his shirt. ðĐļðĐļðĐļ
âWhat happened?!â his brothers exclaim.
âYou see that giant tree over there?â
âYeah?â
âWell,… I didnât.â ðģðĨ
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