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〰️🌟 The Funny Joke 🌟〰️
A gentleman walks into a restaurant and takes a seat.
The waitstaff, all stunningly attractive, particularly a waitress with a very short skirt and legs that seem to go on forever, approaches his table to take his order.
With a sly smile, she inquires, “What would you like, sir?”
He glances at the menu and then casts an appreciative gaze over her beautiful figure, responding, “A quickie.”
The waitress, clearly offended, turns away in disgust.
After collecting herself, she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?”
Once more, the man gives her the once-over and repeats, “A quickie, please.”
This time, her frustration gets the better of her.
She reaches across and delivers a sharp “SMACK!” across his face before storming away.
A man at the neighboring table leans over and whispers,
“Buddy, I believe it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE.'”
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