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An elderly couple is flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. ðŦðī
Suddenly, the captain’s voice crackles over the intercom, âLadies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning, and we need to make an emergency landing. ððŽ
Fortunately, thereâs an uncharted island below, and we should be able to land safely on the beach. But, be warned, the odds are slim that weâll ever be rescued. We might have to live on this island for the rest of our lives.â ðïļðą
Thanks to the flight crewâs skill, the plane lands safely on the island. ð
An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks, âHoney, did we pay the car bill this month?â ððļ
âNo, sweetheart,â she responds. ð
Still shaken from the crash landing, he asks, âDid we pay our credit card bill yet?â ðģðĩ
âOh no! Iâm sorry. I forgot to send the check,â she says. ð
âOne last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?â he asks. ðĨð°
âOh, forgive me, sweetheart,â begged the wife. âI didnât send that one, either.â ðĐ
The husband suddenly grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years. ðĨ°ðĪ
She pulls away, bewildered, and asks, âWhat was that hug for?â ðĪĻ
The husband answers, âDonât you see?”…
“The debt collectors will find us!â ðððš
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