๐ช๐ฒ๐น๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐ข๐ณ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ โ ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐น๐ถ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ด๐ต๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐๐ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ!
๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆโ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ง๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐บ ๐ซ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ-:
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A man, wracked with guilt, decides to confess via text message to his next-door neighbor:
โHey James, I need to get something off my chest. I canโt take the guilt anymore.โ
โIโve been helping myself to your wife when youโre not around.โ
โItโs been so amazing I just couldnโt stop myself.โ
โSometimes itโs just a quickie, but other times, it lasts for hours.โ
โI know itโs no excuse, but I donโt get it this good at home.โ
โI canโt keep living with this guilt.โ
โIโm so sorry. I promise it wonโt happen again.โ
Feeling betrayed and furious, James smashes his phone against the wall, screams at his wife that he wants a divorce, and storms out without a word.
Moments later, another text comes through to the shattered phone on the floor:
โSilly autocorrect. I meant โWiFi.โโ
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