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Two 90-year-old women, Ethel and Mildred, had been best friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Ethel was dying, Mildred visited her every day.
One day Mildred said, “Ethel, we both loved playing tennis all our lives, and we played all through high school.”
“Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s tennis there.”
Ethel looked up at Mildred from her deathbed and said, “Mildred, you’ve been my best friend for many years. If it’s at all possible, I’ll do this favor for you.”
Shortly after that, Ethel passed on.
A few nights later, Mildred was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her,
“Mildred, Mildred.”
“Who is it?” asked Mildred, sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”
“Mildred — it’s me, Ethel.”
“You’re not Ethel. Ethel just died.”
“I’m telling you, it’s me, Ethel,” insisted the voice.
“Ethel! Where are you?”
“In heaven,” replied Ethel. “I have some really good news and a little bad news.”
“Tell me the good news first,” said Mildred.
“The good news,” Ethel said, “Is that there’s women’s tennis in heaven.” “Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here, too.” “Even better than that, we’re all young again.” “Better still, it’s always springtime and it never rains or snows.” “And best of all, we can play tennis all we want, and we never get tired.”
“That’s fantastic,” said Mildred. “It’s beyond my wildest dreams!
So what’s the bad news?”
Ethel replies,
“You’re in the mixed-doubles on Friday.”
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