🤣 ADULT JOKE 👉 He was watching his dad’s ‘adult movies’ when this happened… 😂💯 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆
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A woman pregnant with triplets had a hunting accident with a pumpgun. 💥
She was rushed to surgery, but 3 of the buckshot shards could not get removed without endangering the kids, so they remained in her. 🏥
Later she delivers 2 boys and a girl, all healthy and well. 👶👶👧 Time goes by and nobody even thinks about the accident anymore when they all become teenagers. ⏳
Then one day, one of the boys runs to his mum, “Mum, I was standing in front of the toilet, peeing, when suddenly I heard a sharp PLING-sound!” 🚽🔊
The mother, remembering the accident, tells him not to worry about it, it wouldn’t happen again. 😅
The next day, the daughter comes running to her. 🏃♀️
“Mum, I was sitting on the toilet, peeing, when suddenly I heard a sharp PLING!” 🚽🔊
Again, the mother tells her not to worry, it would never happen again. 😅
A day later, the last son came running to his mother. 🏃♂️
She said, “I know, you were peeing and you heard a weird sound, right?” 🤔
“No…” said the son, scratching his head. “I was watching one of Dad’s, uhhh, exotic movies, and when I, uhh, got excited,”… 😳📺
“I somehow shot the cat!” 🐱💥
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