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On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, āI have a confession to make. š¬ Iām not a virgin. Iāve been with one other guy.ā
The husband replies, āOh yeah? Who was the guy?ā š
The wife responds, āTiger Woods, the golfer.ā šļøāāļø
The husband nods and says, āWell, heās rich, famous and handsome. š I can understand that.ā
The couple then makes passionate love. š When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. āļø
The wife asks, āWhat are you doing?ā š³
The husband replies, āIām hungry. Iām calling room service.ā š½ļø
The wife teases, āTiger wouldnāt do that.ā š
The husband, surprised, asks, āOh yeah? What would Tiger do?ā š¤
The wife responds, āHeād come back to bed and do it a second time.ā š
The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. šŖ When they finish, he goes back to the phone. āļø
The wife asks again, āWhat are you doing now?ā š
The man replies, āIām still hungry, so Iām going to ring room service for some food.ā šš„Ŗ
The wife smirks and says, āTiger wouldnāt do that.ā š
The husband sighs, āOh yeah? What would Tiger do?ā š
The wife, smiling, replies, āHeād come back to bed and do it one more time.ā šļøāāļø
The husband, determined, puts the phone down and heads back to bed. š© Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial. š
The wife asks, āAre you calling room service?ā š
The man replies,
āNo! Iām calling Tiger Woods to find out whatās par for this damn hole!ā š”
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