🤣 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗦 👉 “I have a confession to make. 😬 I’m not a virgin”… 😂 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨

🤣 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗦 👉 “I have a confession to make. 😬 I’m not a virgin”… 😂 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨

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On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. 😬 I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.”

The husband replies, “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” 😐

The wife responds, “Tiger Woods, the golfer.” 🏌️‍♂️

The husband nods and says, “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. 😎 I can understand that.”

The couple then makes passionate love. 💏 When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. ☎️

The wife asks, “What are you doing?” 😳

The husband replies, “I’m hungry. I’m calling room service.” 🍽️

The wife teases, “Tiger wouldn’t do that.” 😏

The husband, surprised, asks, “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?” 🤔

The wife responds, “He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.” 😏

The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. 💪 When they finish, he goes back to the phone. ☎️

The wife asks again, “What are you doing now?” 😅

The man replies, “I’m still hungry, so I’m going to ring room service for some food.” 🍕🥪

The wife smirks and says, “Tiger wouldn’t do that.” 😌

The husband sighs, “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?” 😟

The wife, smiling, replies, “He’d come back to bed and do it one more time.” 🏌️‍♂️

The husband, determined, puts the phone down and heads back to bed. 😩 Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial. 📞

The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?” 😏

The man replies,

“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods to find out what’s par for this damn hole!” 😡
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