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A husband, Harry, and his wife, Susan, are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman walks over to their table, gives Harry a big kiss, says she’ll see him later, and walks away. 💋😲
Susan glares at him and asks, “Who the hell was that?” 🔥😡
Harry calmly answers, “Oh, she’s my mistress.” 🤷♂️
The wife angrily says, “Well, that’s the last straw! I’ve had enough, and I want a divorce.” 😤💔
He replies, “I can understand that, but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, 🛍️✈️ no more wintering in Barbados, 🏖️ no more summers in Tuscany, 🌞🍷 no more Rolls Royce and Ferraris in the garage, 🚗🚗 and no more yacht club. 🛥️ But the decision is yours.” 😏
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm, and Susan asks, “Who’s that woman with George?” 💃😮
Harry tells her, “That’s his mistress.” 😎
Susan scoffs,
“Our Mistress is much prettier.” 😂👩❤️💋👨
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