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🤣 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 👉 When a Dwarf Buys a Horse: Hilarious Stud Farm Shenanigans! 😂🐴 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆

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    A dwarf with a lisp walks into a stud farm and says, “I’d like to buy a horth.”

    The owner asks, “What sort of horse?”

    “A female horth,” the dwarf replies.

    The owner shows him a mare.

    “Nythe horth,” says the dwarf, “Can I shee her eyth?”

    The owner picks him up and shows him the mare’s eyes.

    “Nythe eyth,” says the dwarf.

    “Can I shee her teeth?”

    The owner picks him up and shows him the mare’s teeth.

    “Nythe teeth,” he says.

    “Now can I shee her twat?”

    The owner, now extremely annoyed at the dwarf, picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horse’s ass before pulling him out.

    The dwarf, shaking his head and trying to catch his breath, says, “Maybe I should wephrase that,…”

    “Can I shee her wun awound?”
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