🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 🎉 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝘿𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 😂
⬇️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 ⬇️
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag in his hand.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks, “What’s in the bag?”
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man about 12 inches in height and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He reaches back into the bag again and pulls out a tiny piano bench.
The little man sits at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.
“Where on earth did you get that?” asks the surprised bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag once more.
This time, he pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says, “Here. Rub it.”
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.
“I will grant you one wish. But just one.”
The bartender gets really excited and without hesitation says, “I want a million bucks.”
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.
Then another duck, and another.
Pretty soon the entire bar is filled with ducks, and they keep coming.
The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, I think your genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”
The man replies,
“Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?” 🤣
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