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A traveling salesman’s car breaks down way out in farm country late in the evening. 🚗💥🌾🌙
Luckily, he’s not too far from a quaint little farmhouse, so he goes and knocks on the door. 🚶🏡
The farmer and his wife answer the door, quite sympathetic to the salesman’s plight. 👨🌾👩🌾
They let him use their phone 📞 to call a tow company.
Unfortunately, the truck couldn’t come out until morning, so the couple offers to let him stay with them overnight. 🛏️
They don’t have a guest room, but their bed is large enough to fit three comfortably, so the salesman accepts gratefully. 🛌
A couple of hours after going to bed, the wife turns to the salesman and whispers, “I want you!” 😏
He answers, “But your husband is right there!” 😲
She replies, “Pluck a hair from his butt. If he doesn’t wake up, we can do it.” 🤫
He plucks a hair; the farmer doesn’t stir, and they quietly have sex. 😏👉👌
A couple of hours later, she says, “I want you again!” 🔥
He plucks another hair from the farmer’s butt, getting no reaction, so they have sex again. 😏👉👌
Another couple of hours later, she says, “I want you one last time before you go!” 🌅
And as the salesman reaches to pluck a hair, the farmer tiredly says,
“Look, man, I don’t mind if you do my wife, but could you please stop using my ass as a scoreboard?” 😴🍑📊
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