𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 A guy is driving around the backwoods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken-down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale”

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A guy is driving around the backwoods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken-down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale” .

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard .

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice-looking Labrador retriever sitting there .

“You talk?” he asks .

“Yep,” the Lab replies .

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, “So, what’s your story?” .

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so… I told the CIA .”

“In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping .”