🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 🎉 A Generous Offer for a Shabby Stranger: Hilarious Punchline! 😂
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I was walking down the street when a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man approached me and asked for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars, and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” 🍺
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.
“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. 🎣
“No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” 🐟
“Will you spend this on deer corn to hunt deer instead of food?” I asked. 🦌
“Are you NUTS?!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t hunted in 20 years!” 🏹
“Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” 🚿🍽️
The homeless man was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?”
I replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing, and hunting!” 😂💔
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