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๐Ÿคฃ ๐—™๐—จ๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ ๐—”๐——๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—ง ๐—๐—ข๐—ž๐—˜ ๐Ÿ‘‰ A guy and his fiancรฉe are on their way to get married… ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ๐—๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ณ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฎ๐˜†

    ๐Ÿคฃ ๐—๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ณ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐ŸŽ‰ A guy and his fiancรฉe are on their way to get married when they get into a horrible car crash and both of them die. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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    A guy and his fiancรฉe are on their way to get married when they get into a horrible car crash and both of them die. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ

    They find themselves standing in line, waiting to go through the pearly gates.

    The girl says, “I really wanted to get married. I wonder if we can still get married in heaven?” ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฐ

    When they get to the gates, they decide to ask St. Peter.

    St. Peter says, “I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before. Wait here, and I’ll find out.” ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‡

    So, a month goes by and St. Peter still hasn’t returned.

    Another month goes by, and the young couple are talking.

    The guy says, “I really do want to get married, but this is for eternity. What if it doesn’t work out?” โณ๐Ÿ’ฌ

    Another month passes, and St. Peter finally returns.

    He says, “I have great news. Yes! You can get married in heaven.” ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜ƒ

    The couple exclaims, “That’s wonderful! But we were wondering, if it doesn’t work out, could we get a divorce?” ๐Ÿ’”

    St. Peter is furious and slams his clipboard on the ground.

    “What’s wrong?” they ask. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ“‹

    St. Peter replies, “Oh, come on. It took me 3 months to find a priest up here,”…

    “Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?!” ๐Ÿ˜คโš–๏ธ
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