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A grizzled old Sergeant Major found himself at a trendy gala event. 🎉
There was no shortage of young, stunning models in attendance… one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. 💃
She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?” 😕
“Negative, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said, “Just serious by nature.” 🤨
The young woman looked at his medals and decorations and said, “It looks like you’ve seen a lot of action.” 🏅
The Sergeant Major’s short reply was, “Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.” 💥
The young woman, tiring of trying to spark a conversation but still intrigued, didn’t want to leave the Sergeant Major who she found oddly attractive. 🤔
She said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.” 🌟
The Sergeant Major just stared at her with his serious expression. 😐
Finally, the young woman said, “I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?” 😳
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, “About 2015.” 🕰️
Surprised, she said, “That long?! Well then, let me make your night better…” and she led him away to a private room. 🚶♂️🚶♀️
The woman stripped, and the two made passionate love for an hour. 😏
Afterward, the woman cuddled up to the army veteran and said, “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 2015…” 😉
The Sergeant Major looked at her confused and said,
“Well I sure hope not. It’s only 22:30 now!” 🕒
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