𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! – The Old Farmer unzipped his fly and exposed it during the movie at the cinema… 😅 | 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨
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An elderly farmer went into town to catch a movie. 🎥 At the ticket booth, the attendant noticed something on his shoulder and asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” 🧐
The farmer replied proudly, “That’s my pet rooster, Chuckie. 🐓 He goes everywhere with me.”
“I’m sorry, Sir,” said the attendant, “We can’t allow animals in the theater, not even a pet chicken.” 🚫🐔
Undeterred, the farmer walked around the corner, discreetly tucked Chuckie into his pants, and returned to buy his ticket. 🎟️ He found a seat between two elderly ladies named Mildred and Marge. 👵👵
As the movie started, Chuckie began to stir. The farmer unzipped his pants so the rooster could peek out and enjoy the film. 🎬👖
“Marge,” whispered Mildred. 🤫
“What is it?” asked Marge. 🤔
“I think the man next to me is behaving strangely,” Mildred whispered back. 😟
“Why do you say that?” Marge inquired. 🤷♀️
“He unzipped his pants,” Mildred replied, “and he seems to have something out.” 😳
Marge chuckled softly, “Oh, at our age, we’ve seen it all.” 😂
“Yes,” Mildred sighed, “but this one is eating my popcorn!” 🍿🐔
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