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A husband came home and was met at the door by his sobbing wife. 😢🚪
Tearfully she explained, “The pharmacist insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. 📞 I had to call multiple times before he would even answer.”
Immediately, the husband drove downtown, confronted the pharmacist, and demanded an apology. 🚗💨
The pharmacist told him, “Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. ⏰ I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I’d locked the house with both house and car keys inside. 🔒 I had to break a window to get my keys. 🪟🔑”
“Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. 🚓 Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. 🛞”
“When I finally got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. 🕔 I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing. 📞📞”
He continued, “Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. 💰 I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins, and the phone was still ringing. 🤦♂️”
“When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke. 💥💔”
“Meanwhile, the phone was still ringing non-stop, and when I finally got back to answer it, it was your wife wanting to know how to use a rectal thermometer. 😳😅”
“So I told her!”
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