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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Elon Musk?”
“No problem, boss! Elon and I go way back. I can prove it.” So Dave and his boss fly out to Austin and knock on the door of Tesla’s headquarters. Elon Musk himself opens the door and shouts,
“Dave! My man! Long time no see! Come on in for a coffee!”
Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Musk’s office, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Elon was just a coincidence.
“No, no, just name someone else,” Dave insists.
“King Charles III,” his boss quickly retorts.
“Absolutely,” Dave says, “Old pals! Let’s fly out to London,” and off they go.
At Buckingham Palace, the King spots Dave during the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, old chap! What a delight to see you! Come on in for some tea, and let’s catch up.”
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the palace, he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again urges him to name anyone else.
“The Pope,” his boss replies.
“Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So off they fly to Vatican City.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at St. Peter’s Square when Dave says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs, and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”
He disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later, Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?”
His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw… you and the Pope came out onto the balcony, and the man next to me said,
‘Who the heck is on the balcony with Dave?'”
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