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A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous, drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. 🍸👀
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?” 🤔
“Yes,” sighs the husband. 😔
“She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” 🥴
“My God!” says the wife. 😲
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?” 🎉😆
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A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. 😔💔
He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight. 🍺😠
He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall. 🧱💥
He smashed the first bottle, swearing, “You are the reason I fight with my wife.” 😡🍾
He smashed the second bottle, “You are the reason I don’t love my children.” 😤🍾
He smashed the third bottle, “You are the reason I don’t have a decent job.” 😠🍾
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and full. 😳🍺
He hesitated for only a moment and said, “You stand aside, I know you were not involved.” 😅🍻
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