๐คฃ ๐๐๐จ๐๐ง ๐๐ข๐๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ฌ! ๐ I bet I can make love to you so tenderly that you wonโt… ๐ ๐๐ช๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐จ
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67-year-old Mickey was at the bar, sipping his drink ๐บ, when he noticed the young and sexy barmaid ๐.
Mickey slapped a ten-dollar bill ๐ต on the bar and said, โI bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom ๐ป.โ
The barmaid, knowing the bathroom was around the corner, accepted the bet with a smirk ๐ .
Mickey then took out his glass eye ๐๏ธ, placed it beside the drink, and casually walked to the bathroom ๐ถโโ๏ธ.
When he returned, Mickey was ready for another bet. โI bet you I can touch my nose with my tongue ๐ ,โ he said with a grin.
The barmaid, thinking this was impossible, accepted the bet again. Mickey then took out a small rubber nose he had in his pocket, placed it on his tongue, and touched it to his face ๐คฃ.
โAlright,โ Mickey said, โIโll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly that you wonโt feel a thing ๐๏ธ.โ
Now, this was one thing the barmaid was confident about, so she accepted the bet once more.
They went into the back, Mickey lifted her skirt, and started doing the deed.
Halfway through, the barmaid giggled, โI can feel you! I won the bet! ๐โ
โOh well,โ Mickey shrugged as he kept at it,…
โyou win some, you lose some!โ ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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