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My first time in Las Vegas was quite the experience – I only bedded down for a single evening.
When dawn arrived, it was time to settle my tab: $250, plus extra for amenities I didn’t even glance at.
When I queried the clerk about these mysterious ‘resort fees,’ she explained they covered the luxury of pool access and Wi-Fi, both of which I hadn’t touched.
I nodded, took out my checkbook, and scribbled a payment of $50.
Handing it over, the clerk was perplexed, “This is only $50, sir.”
“Exactly,” I replied with a grin. “I’m charging you $200 for the pleasure of my company last night.”
Her eyes widened, “But that never happened!”
To which I quipped,
“Ah, but I was here, ready and available!”
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