🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 🎉 The man was tied buck naked in the farmers paddock… 😱😂🤣
⬇️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 ⬇️
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A salesman was traveling through the countryside, flogging insect repellent. 🏞️
He came to a ranch and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.” 🐞🛡️
The farmer was dubious. 🤨
“Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in the paddock with my cows, buck naked, and cover you with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I’ll buy a whole case from you, and get everyone in the county to buy a case… we will make you rich.” 🐄
The salesman was delighted. 😃
They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. 🪓
Back to the house went the farmer. 🚶♂️🏡
The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the paddock. 🌅👨👩👦
Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. 😱😓
The farmer was perplexed. “Son,” he said, “You don’t have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?” 🤔😵
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes, pointed at a nearby calf, and croaked,
“Doesn’t that thing have a mother?” 🐄👶
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