🤣 JOKES FOR ADULTS 👉 The husband took her then and there on the table… 😂🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆
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An elderly wife from Texas had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of sex drive.
The doctor asked, “Have you tried Viagra?”
The old lady replied, “Not a chance, he doesn’t even take aspirin.”
The doctor replied, “Not a problem, just give him some Texas Viagra.”
The old lady asked, “What’s Texas Viagra?”
The doctor said, “It’s simple. You discretely put the Viagra into his coffee when he’s not looking. He won’t be able to taste it. Try it out and get back to me in a week and tell me about the results.”
A week later, the old lady called the doctor.
She wailed, “Oh my lord! Terrible! Just terrible.”
The doctor replied, “Really? What happened?”
The old lady said, “I did as you told me, I put the pill into the coffee, and the effect was immediate. He flew up from the chair, and his eyes were positively smoldering. With a quick motion he swept all the cups and the tablecloth from the table, ripped my clothes off and took me then and there on the table. It was a nightmare I tell you, a nightmare.”
The doctor asked in a worried tone, “Oh, I see, but why was it so bad, shouldn’t this be a good thing?”
The old lady said, “Oh yes, this was the best thing to happen to me in 25 years! But I can tell you right now, I will never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!”
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