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๐Ÿคฃ ๐—™๐—จ๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ ๐—๐—ข๐—ž๐—˜ ๐Ÿ‘‰ Two Aliens Land In The Desert ๐Ÿคฃ ๐—๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ณ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฎ๐˜†

    ๐Ÿคฃ ๐—๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ณ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐˜ฟ๐™–๐™ž๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™ค๐™จ๐™š ๐™ค๐™› ๐™‡๐™–๐™ช๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Two aliens in their flying saucer land near an abandoned gas station in the desert. ๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŒต

    They get out and walk up to one of the gas pumps.

    The captain alien points his ray gun at the gas pump and says, “Take me to your leader.” ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ”ซโ›ฝ

    The gas pump says nothing.

    The captain alien repeats, “Take me to your leader.” ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ”ซ

    The gas pump remains silent.

    The ensign alien says, “Hey, man, this seems like a bad idea. We should go.” ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

    The captain alien replies, “Shut up. I’m in charge here. Take me to your leader.” ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ”ซ

    The gas pump still says nothing.

    The ensign alien tries again, “Dude, this is a really bad idea. These guys are bad news. We should go.” ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

    Again, the captain alien replies, “Shut up. What do you know? Last chance! Take me to your leader!” ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ”ซ

    The gas pump says nothing.

    Finally, the captain alien says, “That’s it!” and shoots the gas pump. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ”ซโ›ฝ

    The entire station explodes, throwing the two aliens 50 yards away. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ›ธ

    As they’re picking themselves up out of the dirt, the captain alien groans and asks the ensign, “How? How did you know those guys were bad news?” ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

    The ensign alien replies, “I’ve been all over this galaxy, and I’ve learned one fundamental truth: if you meet a creature that can wrap its dick around its waist and stick it in its ear, you leave it alone.” ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ›ธ
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