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John is walking down the street when he bumps into Teddy, an old friend he hasn’t seen in a while. They exchange pleasantries, and then Teddy says, “Guess what? I just got a job as a lion tamer at the circus! 🦁🎪”
John’s eyes widen. “A lion tamer?! Weren’t you an accountant?”
Teddy laughs. “Yeah, but the circus folks told me the lions know the drill, and I’m basically just a prop.”
John looks worried. “But what if the lions get aggressive?”
“They said to use the chair to push them back,” Teddy replies.
John interrupts, “And if that doesn’t work?”
“They gave me a whip. If I crack it, it’ll scare the lions off.”
“But what if the whip doesn’t work either?” John persists.
“Well,” Teddy says with a sigh, “they told me to reach into my pants, pull out some shit, and rub it in their eyes.”
John is baffled. “How can you be sure there’ll be shit in your pants?”
Teddy takes a deep breath and says, “John, if the chair and the whip don’t work… there will DEFINITELY be shit in my pants! 💩😱”
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