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๐Ÿคฃ ๐—™๐—จ๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ ๐—”๐——๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—ง ๐—๐—ข๐—ž๐—˜ ๐Ÿ‘‰ Jesus and Satan were in a heated computer whiz debate… ๐Ÿ’ปโšก๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ ๐—๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ณ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฎ๐˜†

    ๐Ÿคฃ ๐—๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ณ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐ŸŽ‰ Jesus and Satan were in a heated computer whiz debate… ๐Ÿ˜‚

    โฌ‡๏ธ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—๐—ข๐—ž๐—˜ โฌ‡๏ธ
    ใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธ
    Jesus and Satan were in a heated debate about who was the ultimate computer whiz. ๐Ÿ’ปโšก๏ธ

    This went on for days, and God finally had enough. “Alright, enough! I’ll set up a two-hour test to settle this once and for all,” God declared.

    So, Jesus and Satan sat down at their keyboards and got to work. They typed furiously, clicked mice, made spreadsheets, wrote reports, sent emails with attachments, downloaded files, and even created some epic memes. ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ง

    But ten minutes before the test was up, lightning flashed, thunder roared, rain poured, and… the power went out. โšก๏ธ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐ŸŒง๏ธ

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word in the book. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ข

    Jesus just sighed. ๐Ÿ˜”

    The electricity finally came back on and they both rebooted their computers. ๐Ÿ”Œ๐Ÿ’ก

    Satan frantically searched his files. “It’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!” he yelled.

    Meanwhile, Jesus calmly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. ๐Ÿ“„

    Satan, seeing this, was furious. “Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?” ๐Ÿคฌ

    God just shrugged and said,

    “Jesus saves!” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    ใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

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