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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. 😨
The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger? In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days, but before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your first request?” 🪓🍂
The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse, Silver.” 🐎
The Chief nods. 🤔
Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away. 🏇💨
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. 💁♀️
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night. 🌙💕
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed. “You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?” ⏳
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. 🐴
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse’s ear. 🗣️
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. 🌅
Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. 💃
She enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night. 🌃💖
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. “You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?” 🔪
The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse, alone.” 🕵️♂️
The Chief is curious, but he agrees. 🤨
Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger’s tent. 🏕
Once they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, “Listen, very carefully! FOR THE LAST TIME, I SAID,…”
“BRING POSSE!” 🗣️🧑🤝🧑💨
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