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😁 FUNNY JOKES 😁 – An Atheist is hiking the woods when he encounters a ferocious Grizzly Bear

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    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

    “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly charging towards him.

    Running as fast as he could up the path, he looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    Every time he looked, the bear was closer.

    He tripped, fell to the ground, and rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out: “Oh, my God!…”

    Time stopped.

    The bear froze.

    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came from the sky: “You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others that I don’t exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you now expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

    The atheist looked directly into the light, and replied: “It would be hypocritical of me to ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could You make the BEAR a Christian?”

    “Very well,” said the voice.

    The brilliant light went out.

    The sounds of the forest resumed.

    Then the bear brought both paws together, bowed his head and said,

    “Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord. Amen.”
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