⇩ Dirty (marriage) Joke ⇩
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One night at the corner bar, I was cradling my drink with a frown. My buddy couldn’t help but ask what was wrong. I sighed and told him, “My partner dropped a bomb on me: one more late night stumbling in, and our relationship is done.”
With a knowing grin, he leaned in and whispered, “I’ve got just the trick. Slip into the house, make your way to the bedroom, and surprise them with some romance. Maybe sneak into bed, kiss her neck softly, and make love to her. They’ll be so touched, the anger will melt away.”
Desperate, I figured I had nothing to lose and agreed to his plan.
After a night of ill-advised revelry, I tottered home. I remembered his words and managed a silent entry, easing into the bedroom, and made love to her.
But after some time with no response at all, I shuffled to the bathroom, only to find my partner there, looking bewildered. “Oh, you finally decided to come home?” they whispered. “Keep it down; my mother crashed in our bed tonight.”
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