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Little Johnny Strikes Again


Cartoon of a kid in class

The teacher asked the class to use the word โ€œfascinateโ€ in a sentence.

 

Molly put up her hand and said, โ€œMy family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep.ย  It was fascinating.”

 

The teacher said, โ€œThat was good, but I wanted you to use the word โ€˜fascinate,โ€™ not ‘fascinating’.โ€

 

Sally raised her hand. She said, โ€œMy family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.โ€

 

The teacher said, โ€œWell, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word โ€˜fascinateโ€™.โ€

 

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.ย  She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word โ€œfascinate,โ€ so she called on him.

 

Johnny said, โ€œMy aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!โ€

 

The teacher sat down and cried.


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