Little Johnny Strikes Again

Cartoon of a kid in class

The teacher asked the class to use the word β€œfascinate” in a sentence.


Molly put up her hand and said, β€œMy family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep.Β  It was fascinating.”


The teacher said, β€œThat was good, but I wanted you to use the word β€˜fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.”


Sally raised her hand. She said, β€œMy family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”


The teacher said, β€œWell, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word β€˜fascinate’.”


Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.Β  She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word β€œfascinate,” so she called on him.


Johnny said, β€œMy aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”


The teacher sat down and cried.

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