#10
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
#9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddie: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
#8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddie: “Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
#7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddie: “Eventually.”
#6
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddie: “I don’t think so . . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”
#5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddie: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”
#4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddie: “It’s very good – but personally, I prefer golf.”
#3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddie: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”
#2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddie: “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.”
And the Number #1 . . . . Best Caddie Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
Bonus . . . . .
About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole.
He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy.
Golfer: “Can you see any obvious problems?”
Caddie: “There’s a piece of s**t on the end of your club.”
Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face…
Caddie: “No sir, it’s at the other end”
