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Funny Joke: God Gave Adam Instructions To Reproduce With Eve – it did not go to plan!

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    Once upon a time, God visited Adam for a talk.

    God said, ‟Adam, I want you to do something for me.”

    Adam said, ‟Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”

    God said, ‟Go down into that valley…”

    Adam interupted, “What’s a valley?”

    God explained it to him.

    Then God said, ‟Cross the River.”

    Adam interupted again, ‟What’s a river?”

    God explained that to him, and then said, ‟Go over the hill…”

    Adam said, ‟What is a hill?”

    So, God explained to Adam what a hill was, and he then told Adam, ‟On the other side of the hill you’ll find a cave…”

    Adam said, “What’s a cave?”

    After God explained, He said, ‟In the cave you’ll find a woman…”

    Adam excitedly interjected, ‟What’s a woman?’

    So God explained that to him, too.

    Then God said, ”I want you to reproduce…‟

    Adam said, ”How do I do that?‟

    God muttered to himself under his breath.

    And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.

    So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

    In about five minutes, he was back.

    God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, ”What is it?‟

    And Adam said,…

    ”What’s a headache?‟

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