Halloween Joke: She made a dirty proposition to the masked man who readily agreed to her advances

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Once upon a Halloween night, a couple received an invitation to a masked fancy dress party.

Unfortunately, the wife developed a terrible headache, forcing her to stay home while urging her husband to go and have a great time without her.

Reluctantly, he agreed and took off to the party in his costume.

After about an hour of restful sleep, the wife woke up feeling refreshed and decided to surprise her husband by joining the festivities.

Since he had no idea what her costume would be, she saw an opportunity for some mischievous fun, wanting to witness his behavior when he didn’t know she was there.

As she entered the party, she spotted her husband gallivanting on the dance floor, twirling and flirting with every attractive person in sight.

Feeling a mix of amusement and curiosity, she approached him and, using her own seductive charms, managed to steal his attention away from his current dance partner.

The night progressed, and the drinks flowed freely.

Eventually, her husband whispered a proposition in her ear, and she, playfully agreeing, led him to one of the parked cars for a passionate rendezvous in the backseat.

Just before midnight, she slipped away, returned home, hid her costume, and snuggled into bed, wondering how her husband would explain his wild behavior.

As he walked through the door, she asked him about his evening, curious to hear his side of the story.

“Oh, you know, it was the same old thing,” he replied. “I never have a good time when you’re not there.”

Eager for more information, she questioned, “Did you dance a lot?”

With a sheepish grin, he casually responded, “Honestly, I didn’t even dance once. As soon as I arrived, I bumped into Pete, Bill Brown, and a few other guys. We ended up in the spare room playing poker all night”…

“But let me tell you, the guy I lent my costume to had the time of his life!”
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