A young couple on the wedding night

A young couple were in their honeymoon suite and getting ready for their wedding night.

As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, threw his pants to his new bride.

He said, β€œHere, put these on.”

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body, so the pants just dropped to the ground.

β€œI can’t wear your pants,” she said.

β€œThat’s right,” said the husband, β€œand don’t you ever forget it. Β I’m the one who wears the pants in this family.”

With that she threw him her panties and said, β€œTry these on.”

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

β€œHell,” he said, ”I can’t get into your panties!”

She replied, β€œThat’s right… and that’s the way it is going to stay until you change your attitude.”

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