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Woman Woke To See A Knife Wielding Intruder In The Neighbors Backyard


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I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do).

 

As I looked out of the window, I noticed a Muslim looking bloke, with a knife in his hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor’s back garden.

 

Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.

 

Then he dug a hole in his veggie patch, put the body in it and back filled it.

 

Astonished, I got back into bed.

 

But I couldn’t get back to sleep and ended up tossing & turning which woke my boyfriend up.

 

Angrily, he said, “What the hell’s wrong with you?”

 

“You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen,” I said.

 

”What?” he said.

 

That prick next door still has our shovel.


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