I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do).
As I looked out of the window, I noticed a Muslim looking bloke, with a knife in his hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor’s back garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
Then he dug a hole in his veggie patch, put the body in it and back filled it.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
But I couldn’t get back to sleep and ended up tossing & turning which woke my boyfriend up.
Angrily, he said, “What the hell’s wrong with you?”
“You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen,” I said.
”What?” he said.
That prick next door still has our shovel.