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Trump has a heart-attack and goes to hell


Trump has a heart attack and dies. Β He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

“I don’t know what to do,” says the Devil. “You’re on my list but I have no room for you. Β But you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. Β I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. Β I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. Β I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.”

Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. Β In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. Β He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
“No!” Trump said. Β “I don’t think so. Β I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”

The Devil led him to the next room. Β In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

“No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. Β I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!” commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. Β In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky kissing him and doing what they were best at doing…
Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, “Yeah, I can handle this.”

The Devil smiled and said, “Monica, you’re free to go!”


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