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Three blondes discuss their husbands – Adult Joke


Three blondes are talking about their husbands over coffee.

โ€œItโ€™s funny,โ€ says Samantha, โ€œPeterโ€™s balls are always cold as ice when Iโ€™m giving him a blowjob!โ€

โ€œYou know what?โ€ replies Jenny, โ€œItโ€™s exactly the same with my Richard!โ€

They turn to the third blonde and ask: ย โ€œWhen you go down on Chris, are his balls cold, also?โ€

โ€œUgh! Thatโ€™s disgusting! I would never put his thing in my mouth!โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re crazy,โ€ one of the blondes pipes up. ย โ€œA good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy from straying! You should try it!โ€

She says sheโ€™ll think about it.

The next morning, they meet at the cafe. ย The third blonde is looking quite glum.

โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong?โ€ the other two women ask.

โ€œWell, me and Chris are getting a divorce.โ€

โ€œOh no!โ€ the first blonde asks. โ€œWhat happened?โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t know,โ€ she replies. ย โ€œI did like you told me and went down on him. ย A few moments later, all I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, when Peterโ€™s and Richardโ€™s are always so cold!โ€


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