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The Story Of Naughty Old Harold


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Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.

 

Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

 

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden.Β  They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.

 

After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, β€œDo you know what I miss most of all?”

 

She asks, β€œWhat?”

 

β€œSex!” he replies. Mildred exclaims, β€œWhy you old fart.Β  You couldn’t get it up if I held a gun to your head!”

 

β€œI know,” Harold says, β€œbut it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.”

 

β€œWell, I can oblige,” says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

 

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold’s manhood.

 

Then one night Harold didn’t show up at their usual meeting place.

 

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.

 

She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold’s manhood!

 

Furious, Mildred yelled, β€œYou two-timing son-of-a-bitch!Β  What does Ethel have that I don’t have?”

 

Old Harold smiled happily and replied….β€œParkinson’s.”


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