An old priest and a nun were on their way to visit a remote desert mission in North Africa when they got lost.
To make matters worse, the camel they were on suddenly sickened and died, and their plight grew desperate.
After looking over the situation the priest figures neither one of them will survive the rest of the journey.
The priest asks the nun “I have never seen a woman’s breasts, and at this point it probably wouldn’t matter much, so could I see yours?”
The nun agrees and shows him her breasts.
“May I touch them?” The nun allows him to.
The priest comments sincerely how wonderful and firm they are.
The nun then asks “Father, I have never seen a man’s penis before, could you show me yours?
The priest drops his drawers.
“May I touch it?” After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a huge erection.
“Sister, do you know God’s special name for it?”
The nun shook her head.
“It’s the staff of life,” he informed her solemnly. “Inserted into the right hole it can bring life”.
“Praise the Lord!” cried the nun, falling to her knees. “Stick it up that camel’s ass and let’s get out of here!”