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A Pirate walks into a Bar – Funny Joke


Funny pirate joke

A pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch, pegleg, and hook for a hand. Β The bartender notices his leg, “How did you get that pegleg?”

The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. Β I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard. Β The shark bit me leg off!”

 

“Wow,” replies the bartender. Β “What about that hand?”

It were many years ago. Β I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard. Β The whale bit my hand off!”

 

“Oh,” replies the bartender. Β “How about the eye?”

The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. Β I were walkin’ on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye.”

 

“And that blinded you?” asked the bartender.

 

“No, twas me first day with the hook.”

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