One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home – Dirty Adult Joke

Giving a Guy a Kiss on the Cheek adult joke

One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.

After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:

โ€œHoney, would you give me a blow job?โ€

Horrified, she replies, โ€œAre you crazy? My parents will see us!โ€

โ€œOh come on! Whoโ€™s gonna see us at this hour?โ€

โ€œBut can you imagine if we get caught?!?โ€

โ€œOh come on! Thereโ€™s nobody around, theyโ€™re all sleeping!โ€

โ€œNo way. ย Itโ€™s just too risky!โ€

โ€œOh please, please, I love you so much?!?โ€

โ€œNo, no, and no. ย I love you too, but I just canโ€™t!โ€

โ€œOh yes you can. ย Please?โ€

โ€œNo, no. ย I just canโ€™t!โ€

โ€œIโ€™m begging youโ€ฆโ€

Suddenly, the hallway light goes on, and the girlโ€™s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

โ€œDad says that you should go ahead and give him a blow job, or mom can do it. ย Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it.

But for Godโ€™s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!โ€

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