Old man in bar propositioned by a young woman

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. ย Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.

The girl is so attractive that he just canโ€™t take his eyes off her. ย After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
โ€œIโ€™ll do anything youโ€™d like. ย Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesnโ€™t matter how extreme or unusual it is, Iโ€™m game. ย I want 100 dollars, and thereโ€™s another conditionโ€.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

She replies, โ€œYou have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.โ€

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. ย He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her outstretched hand.

He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly:

โ€œPaint my house.โ€

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