sections

Nun woke-up on the wrong side of bed


A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. Β She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes.

As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles and says, β€œSomeone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”

She thought this was a bit odd, but decides to ignore it and keeps on walking. Β A few moments later she runs into another nun who says, β€œSomeone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”

By the end of the hallway and after 5 more encounters the nun is FURIOUS, and marches straight to the head sister’s office and throws the door open.

The head nun goes to speak, when the other shouts,
β€œDON’T YOU DARE TELL ME I GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED THIS MORNING! IT’S ALL I’VE HEARD THIS MORNING AND I’M FED UP WITH IT!”

The head nun, stunned, says calmly, β€œI was going to say nothing of the sort! I was merely going to ask – why are you wearing the bishop’s slippers?”


Recent Jokes