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Muscular Man With A Little Head


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A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, β€œYou know, I’m not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?”

The big guy nods slowly. Β He’s obviously fielded this question many times.

β€œOne day,” he begins, β€œI was hunting when I got lost in the woods. Β I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream.”

So I picked up the frog and it said, β€œKiss me. Β Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes.”

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. Β POOF! Β The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, β€œYou now have 3 wishes.”

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, β€œI want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.”

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, β€œWhat will be your second wish?”

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, β€œI want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.” She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. β€œWe then made love for hours!”

Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, β€œYou know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?”

I looked at her and replied, β€œHow about a little head?”


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