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Man refuses to bury his mother-in-law in Jerusalem


A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

An undertaker told them, β€œYou can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.”

The man thought about it for a while and then told him, β€œI see. Well, you’d better ship her home then.”

The undertaker asked β€œWhy? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?”

 

The man said, β€œA man died 2,000 years ago. He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”


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